WATCH THIS:

THE horror story behind 
cosmetics

Lotion is Literally a Scam

Most skincare products (lotions, creams, deodorant, shampoo, lip balm) should come with a hazard sign. They contain parabens, phthalates, BPAs, seed oils, and more!…


All of them wreck your health and are linked to things like hormone disruption, obesity, depression, and chronic diseases.

“Fragrance” - sounds innocent, right?

Wrong. It's industry code for “We’ve got something to hide.”


“Fragrance” is a way for them to hide hundreds of toxic, unregulated chemicals.

WHY MAKE THE SWITCH 
TO EVIL?

Pure and Potent

Mother nature's moisturizer - nourishes the skin, reducing signs of aging and inflammation

ZERO Harmful Chemicals

Ideal for all skin types. No parabens, phthalates, or synthetic fragrances

Whipped to Perfection

It feels just as satisfying to use as any other toxic skincare product. Light, airy, absorbs in a snap.

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4 Ingredients - All natural

No fillers, no chemicals, just raw, unadulterated skin nutrition.

Manuka Honey

Heals and replenishes your skin thanks to its antibacterial, anti-inflammatory, healing, and anti-aging effects.

Grass-Fed / Finished Beef Tallow

Nourishes your skin's cell membranes. Rich in vitamins A, D, E, K, and B1. Also contains CLA, which is a natural anti-inflammatory.

Cold-Pressed Organic Olive Oil

Used for millennia to moisturize skin. It’s moisturizing magic has been proven time and time again in clinical studies.

Pot Marigold Extract

Heals your skin thanks to its anti-inflammatory and wound-healing effects. Used since prehistoric times.

HOW WE STAND UP

What makes us better than traditional cosmetics

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Natural Ingredients
No Harmful Chemicals
Anti-Aging Effects
Anti-Inflammatory
Antibacterial

Rated 4.9/5

THEY ALREADY TRIED

“Literally obsessed with this balm. My skin drinks it up & feels amazing. Plus it smells soooo good.”

JANE A.

“Saw this and thought, why not? Best. Decision. Ever. Skin's never been better and it's all natural? Heck yes.”

ALICIA Q.

“Never going back to regular lotions. This stuff is magic for my dry skin and smells awesome. Total game changer!”

DANI R.

“My sensitive skin says thank you! Finally something that moisturizes without breaking me out.”

LAUREN E.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Will it feel greasy?

No, it won’t. Our formula is designed to feel super light, airy, and oh-so satisfying to use WITHOUT it feeling greasy. It absorbs quickly, giving you the moisture you need without a greasy residue.

But will it smell like beef?

Not at all. While we use quality grass-fed, grass-finished beef tallow, the final scent is neutral and clean. We’ve carefully blended it to ensure there is no strong odor or weird aromas.

Does it suit my skin type?

Yes, it’s formulated for everyone. Dry, oily, or combination skin, our balm is balanced to nourish without causing irritation. It’s gentle and effective, regardless of your skin type.

How and when to apply it?

Daily use is recommended. Apply it in the morning to protect and nourish your skin throughout the day, at night for deep hydration while you sleep, or both. It’s versatile and can be integrated into any skincare routine.

Is this just for the ladies?

Not at all. Our product is for anyone seeking healthier skin. Skin health is important for everyone, and our formula is designed to cater to the needs of all skin types and genders.

GOT MORE QUESTIONS?

If you have any additional questions, you can
email us at help@evilgoods.org

100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE

Not happy after replacing your traditional lotion, creams, and lip balm with Evil Lotion?
Get a refund, no questions asked.

Whipped Tallow Balm

Rated 4.9/5